Thursday, June 18, 2009

Backseat Inspiration


i personally like to sit on the right side of the bus.
today i was thinking... im weird...
like wearing my watch on my right hand, im supposed to be wearing it on the left hand... its the same thing with this situation:

people have their favorite side of the bus... i know this because my bus is riddled with people who never sit anywhere else.
i always figured they decided by the way their hair is parted.
people whose hair flips to the left would sit on the left... because i figure the right side of their face is more attractive.
people who sit on the right side usually have hair that flip right.
if your hair doesn't flip... you are problem free.

the reason i figure im weird is because my hair flips left... and i prefer to sit on the right side of the bus.
maybe this just means that i dont care what people think of me... oh well.

go to a crowded street.
there you will find tons of peeple.
now you have to come prepared.
bring a huge stereo and a catchy tune.
ok for this instance we will use the Beegee's Jive Talkin'
now take the song and play it through the stereo really loud.
-People walk to ANY beat they hear!-
its true.
now in this case they may be running away to the tune, because of the level of volume... so turn it down, and watch the people walk to the beat!~
when i walk and listen to music; when im not dancing, i always find myself walking to the beat. its awesome.
and the thing is when you are thinking about it, you cant stop walking to the beat. its impossible to go off beat!
now if its a double beat or an off beat your brain will just compromise (depending on your musical ability) to the beat. it's quite neat.
every time im at a place where there is loud music i ALWAYS just sit and watch the people and their walking habits.
its coolio

so summer is upon us!
id have to say it was quite brilliant... the school year...
the future is going to be awesome! im so excited

i want to grow a beard.
i want to go forward in time.
to feel the hair creasing my face.
to braid it till the wee hours of the night.
to be a samarai.
mustaches are ok too

Sunday, June 14, 2009

update

ps that new relationship i entered two posts ago failed. and i have never been happier!!

oh well what can you do.

:)

giihhhhht the buuuuhhhhhhhhhhhht

Goodbye brad

hello opportunity,
i hear you have been knocking

i like to be british

met up with a guy named gary
his legs were kind of hairy
next thing you know we're married
then i hook up with Larry

mat

the beach has sand
make love to my hand
have an overactive gland
may pass on to my new land


How It's Made, episode suggestions:
- checks
- babies
- speakers
- talent
- pencil
- puppets
- pantomime horses
- gravy/turkey
- radio waves
- Einstein
- floss
- a gun
- those things you use to aid you with putting on your shoe
- spatulas
- scalpels
- math
- the internet
- a bus
- train tracks
- is there a machine that removes people that have been hit by a train... off the train?
- tv shows
- wet napkins
- glasses
- wedding rings
- electricity
- toxic waste.
- mexican bamboo huts
- shark resistant bifocals
- shark resistant water guns
- a shark that is shark resistant
- shark floss
- squeegee
- tickle me elmo
- pinch me elmo
- punch me elmo
- kick me elmo
- stab me elmo
- shave me, skin me, set me on fire while ducktaped to the side of a rocketship me olmo
- razors

the one thing i wonder is how people that are new to my lative tough on english, is how they decipher the difference of between Wander and Wonder. and One Ender, Won Leader, and Dear Op

deeeeeerop!

my arm went numb 3 minutes ago

Monday, May 25, 2009

Cream Jellope

hey, long time no-> me-write-you-read...
my life is weird right now.
just upside down!
i've entered a brand new relationship... the last one wasn't any fun at all...
.............. my new relationship is with a girl named Allison Joudrey,....
yes you may be thinking
"that's the same girl as last time"
but no... she's better! and the relationship is better,, we've started Afresh
.. and no she didn't go in for surgery to get a brain transplant or some fake metal arms...?
where do you people come up with this stuff?
anyways yeah it's pretty much awesome.

wow so much to inform about. to you.

um, i did this music video in grade 10 to the music of
Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.
it was pretty good i guess,,, it kind of sucked because of lighting and crappy angels...
but im redoing it with my good friend Liam Ardiel (or no deal)
... basically im just walking around trying to get random people to dance with me.
i will upload it here, on this exact post, at a later date. so there is really no point for me to type all this explaining that there will be a video coming after i write this... but i guess all this useless information adds character to the moral and fung chwey of the film.. blog.

on the way home from chillinaxing with my new lady friend i was listening to the turning ticker on the car
and i was like..
"yeah, that's right"
and suddenly it came to me, and i wrote kind of like a feel for a song :)
i forget it now but it was rad
ill have to go out there with my accoust. and listen to the ticker for a while har har.
it was so cool cus it's JUST A TICK! and i was drumming with my hands and singing... it was re-dick

I've decided that's my new thing.. when i get a car... I'm gunna drum to the beat of the ticker. all the time.

I've decided i want a toyota tercel (look it up) <<<<<<< in like a grey color. it needs to be loud and not rusty. i am a man that will bloody well take care of his car! waxing, vacuuming, driving, i couldn't abuse a car!
i may add more to this post later... againg for the character-building-useless-words-typing-AGAIN!
choii