Mario Nightmare

immagine some sick teenagers in boston made a horrible horror movie using child characters... like the characters were killing eachother and so on... that would be bad

who invented meatballs.... like... they're meatballs!

dont you hate it when you get those itches on your face?! and they just dont go away!
and you scratch them so much that you just completely mess up your whole face and its all red and imbarrassing.

would it be awkward if a guy told you he liked you so much that he wanted to make you some deer jerky?
i would find it insulting...

i hate it when people go overboard with they're whole mooshyness thing. it's like baby talk with your girlfriend to the MAX!! i could never do that.

has a puppy ever made an actual human being melt?
because it was TOO cute...

if i was to name mechanical things... i would call them mechanisms...
so... "put my bread in the mechanism"
no one would understand me.

i am the progital-blog-son
like a prophasee (spelling error)