Bread Dung

at what point does color effect ones mood?
thas just silly.

can you get arrested for selling knives to a child?
i want to find out.

never eat a 3 litre bag of fuzzy peaches in one day.

instead of candy or ice cream bars, i think people in fire trucks should hand out sunscreen baloons.
or just throw them at the little kids that run up to your truck...

ive lost my faith in pizza pockets.
they dont explode like the commercials tell you they do.
i was thinking as a joke i could fill someones car with pizza pockets, then at some undisclosed point it would explode. but i guess that wont happen now.

ive been thinking about setting up some sort of Guitar smashing school..
i have tons of experience,.. and people love smashing things.
i could have guest speakers like Pete Townshend and/or... Jimi Hendrix (30 years ago)
it could turn out well.
ive smashed 4 guitars in my day (and one bass).

have you ever asked someone a simple question and their reply was "your mom would know".
how low is that

immagine not being able to remember a single thing.
do you know how much that would suck?
you couldnt forget anything!
youd have to live through the pain of close friends and family dying every day... guh that would suck.
immagine if someone broke up with you. how could you like ever forget them... wo.
cool

i want the recepe for destruction