random cripts

mega-prime and the digibots

i like including pineapple to different types of foods
pumpkin mini man

im SO weird that when my eyes blink... i hear croaking noises!

i always like to start off a ood nights rest with three pillows.
why you say? its all about pillow temperature.
once one gets to warm. i throw it on the ground.
then the next one.
then the next one.
i always finish off with my head on the matress.

now you may ask me... why not start off on the matress.
but that's just a big mess i dont want to get into right now.

Critically: "hey joel, how much of your hair do you wash?"
Responce: "how much of your hair do I WASH?"
"um none"
"well thats dirty. you should councider changing that"