Naustral Sauce

smelly criminals are the worst breed. worse than streekers at a baseball game.
no man wants to be stuck policing a baseball game. you are pretty much garunteed to touch something at that job that YOU DONT WANT TO!!
it's like standing beside a male bathroom. you know something could happen.... but you are ALWAYS unsure. a man could walk out while doing up his zipper or worse... kidney.... stoners. no one wants to hear that.
speaking about police. wouldn't it suck to have to tazer a smelly guy?
the smell or electricution on skin is bad enough, but add two months of no showers and working at the fish market, you have yourself a prize stinker!! in your nose.
immagine if a turtle invented TNT... that would suck.
maybe a mad scientist could get away or recover... but a tortoise... never...
its stuck in there with its creation no matter what happens!! no escapes...
secondly immagine the turtle had a meth lab in its shell!! it would never be caught! epic. i have to take this idea somewhere...

i used to do a little but a little wouldn't do so the little got more and more. i just keep trying to get a little better said a little better than before.

random cripts

mega-prime and the digibots

i like including pineapple to different types of foods
pumpkin mini man

im SO weird that when my eyes blink... i hear croaking noises!

i always like to start off a ood nights rest with three pillows.
why you say? its all about pillow temperature.
once one gets to warm. i throw it on the ground.
then the next one.
then the next one.
i always finish off with my head on the matress.

now you may ask me... why not start off on the matress.
but that's just a big mess i dont want to get into right now.

Critically: "hey joel, how much of your hair do you wash?"
Responce: "how much of your hair do I WASH?"
"um none"
"well thats dirty. you should councider changing that"

Pink Floyd

"i have to! its my duty!"
imagine a movie:

"Sergeant im going to have to evict you." he said sternly.
"but sir, ive been an disgustedly avidly lieutenant and tenant since

Franz Ferdinand said it best
"you girls never know how you make a boy feel"
isnt this a sick truth?

boys are so obsessed with girls its ridiculous.
i actually hate this generation. with one exception: B Mahrt
he has it all right
he has never dated, he could but hasnt. he doesnt see the need!
take me for example. im 17! i dont need a girlfriend at all! (i dont mind them)
some people see it at that they are too young, its not like you are going t marry this person, its not like you need practice being in a relationship if you truly care about the other person.
the way i see it, the more you date and break up and date and break up, the more likely your future marriage will fail.
dating around just sinks you into a pattern of getting sick of that person. its stupid.
oh hey i just got married, this isnt going to last FIFTY YEARS! (which it should) usually people are in dating relationships anywhere from 2 weeks to 5 years. then they get silly and break up because of some hard times or something juvenile like that.

casadillas are tasty

egg crystals
milk crystals +
----------------
Juice crystals

immagine at was that simple.

Bread Dung

at what point does color effect ones mood?
thas just silly.

can you get arrested for selling knives to a child?
i want to find out.

never eat a 3 litre bag of fuzzy peaches in one day.

instead of candy or ice cream bars, i think people in fire trucks should hand out sunscreen baloons.
or just throw them at the little kids that run up to your truck...

ive lost my faith in pizza pockets.
they dont explode like the commercials tell you they do.
i was thinking as a joke i could fill someones car with pizza pockets, then at some undisclosed point it would explode. but i guess that wont happen now.

ive been thinking about setting up some sort of Guitar smashing school..
i have tons of experience,.. and people love smashing things.
i could have guest speakers like Pete Townshend and/or... Jimi Hendrix (30 years ago)
it could turn out well.
ive smashed 4 guitars in my day (and one bass).

have you ever asked someone a simple question and their reply was "your mom would know".
how low is that

immagine not being able to remember a single thing.
do you know how much that would suck?
you couldnt forget anything!
youd have to live through the pain of close friends and family dying every day... guh that would suck.
immagine if someone broke up with you. how could you like ever forget them... wo.
cool

i want the recepe for destruction