A What In The Part

has anyone ever died from tripping on a wet floor sign?? how completely tragic would that be?!

so a day last week my dad took me and my sister christmas shopping. he gave us like a huundred bucks and took us to a mall to get stuff that we want. the only trouble with this is hat i have to live knowing what im getting for christmas, and let it eat me from the inside out. and another reason it sucks is because it was NOVEMBER 14TH!... christmas in a month and ten days! what if the skinny jeans i got dont fit me in a month because i gained a hundred and sixty three pounds
so this is what:
-a green and grey striped hat
-a black pair of skinny jeans
-an Atari t shirt
-one of those t shirts with jesus and it says "i want to be formal, but im here to party"
-a guns n roses c-double-d
-a The Who poster
-a popeye t shirt
-and a tshirt with a joystick on it..

i just realized it's snowing outside! it's been raining all day..

i can't wait till the slums of winter! i love winter so much! there's this street in townsend that has these street lights all along it , and there's kirds along it and it's really wide..; well i like running down it and sliding on my stomach, and i usually have a golfball or something thati throw and run and chase... somethings you just have to do to stay sain.

in what instance would anyone EVER use these symbols:
~ , ` , { , } , > , < , ^ or what the flip is ?!