basically a format of juice

i have decided to take up writing, and running, and homework, and washing my face.

so i am going to make a list, of sorts, on how this will or could possibly turn into a carreer... or help in one... or what i would have to do to make this my life.. thing

writer:

amazing finger muscles
concentration
good ideas, that will last a lifetime.. or whatever
endurance
sweet abilities that will make people want to read what you write... so like wizardrey skills
if i was typing on the computer... i would probably, gradually need glasses.
if i was writing on papre... i would need rub A5-35... for the writers cramps i am destined to get
and a publisist

if i wanted to be a runner:

killer body
washboards you could eat off of, or EVEN peel POTATOES ON! or not
endurance
strong legs
time to train
some easy butt jod that would allow me time, and flexability to train
a killer wife/GF that would motivate me to keep going... or maybe a LOFT WOO
nice runner shoes for thee ole' feet
stellar head bands (for the sweat)
radical wrist bands (for the sweat)
psychedelic spandex for my killer body to be shown off in... or to cut down on fuel emissions... or wind resistance
and a place to run... either a sidewalk/road, or a tred-mill

murderer:
gun/knife
can stand the sight of blood
a sweet email adress... like: kill_u_r_us@demonslayer.com... or .ca which ev
a cool trait... like a hocky mask, or i give flowers to all the family members of the person i killed
i would not do mass-murders, that would reek HAVICK on my bank account (due to overages on flowers i would have to purchase)
killer B-O-D (body duh)
a signature, so the FBI know it was me that killer the victim
a raunchy name... like: "who's death is it anyway"... or "the crime dime"... "sew me i'm white" "crime smells like me, and i'm Mr. LONGNAME!" (no... to long)....... maybe just chuck or lance
oo lance
LANCE! HUH!

detective, we found evidence that lance... (passer-byer "oo's and ahh's in fright) the vanpire's friend, killed this man and his children. and everyone in his family found cheep plastic petunias in there mailboxes this morning.

detective: this guy must be cheep to leave this kind of JOKE! (pops a childs baloon out of rage). we need to CATCH this guy before he delivers more... packages! i want Six Thousand men in EVERY dollar store in this COUNTR! to catch this perv when he goes to buy more petunias!... petunias... petunias (echos)

so you catch my flow...

if i wanted to be a banker:

honest
rich... or would that come AFTER i got the job?
casino owner... nevermind
sweet suites... i have no idea how to spell that word, i don't want to say suits, as in the place you rent from like a hotel or what-have-you i mean like the kind you wear... even though you would probably want a pretty sweet pad to lay you head... like a bachelors pad... or a loft on the thirty seventh floor of the ROXBURY!
iunno*

house keeper:

computer skills
army skills
knife skills
bowstaff skills
tiger taming skills
cake slicing skills
fire breathing skills
nunchuck skills
pierse brosnan skills
tomahawk skills
heroin pumping skills or defaults
making out skills
manacure skills
shaving skills
window washing skills
bread eating skills
living skills
car washing skills
skills
throwing skills
catching skills
killing skills
playing hide and seek skills
dancing skills
forgeting skills
petting dogs skills
BBQing skills
party attending skills
venting skills
cleaning air-ducts skills
krumping skills
button pushing skills (no pun intended*( actually yes, yes there is))
betch saying skills
obviously speaking skills
stalling skills
eatng skills
throwing up skills
swallowing small things later to be thrown up in secret skills
burping babies skills
hanging christmas lights skills
baking brownies skills
selling drugs to children skills
hanging out skills
being "just friends" skills
not making awkward situations more awkward by not saying anything or making eye contact skills
repeatedly throwing a ball against the wall and catching it skills
escaping from prison skills
extreme smelling skills
non-swelling skills
eyebrow trimming skills
typing on the computer skills
repairing a blown fuse skills

basically just the essensial skills that are nesseccary to succeed in life in general


pastrey chef:

oven
dough


factory worker:

lots of time
patience



missionary:

a heart


killer:

...did this one