Sunday, August 31, 2008

brilliant yet kind

i think all humans should be given a medal... made of tires... this would DIFFIDENTLY help with the whole, tire in the landfill, situation. or make the medals out of candy, or gum, or Teflon, TIN FOIL! nobody likes that nasty stuff! except my grandma...

we never seem to have tin foil... like yesterday i was looking for some... ofr the first time in about seven years... and WE HAD NONE! like what the heck people! or mom! i know we never NEED tin foil but it would be nice to have some laying around when i want to make PORK ROAST when i have FRIENDS OVER!
oh well
i have forgiven the government for those stupid commercials about how awesome Steven Harper is, and how much he loves kids and is a great looking individual. like he's ALREADY PRESIDENT! he doesn't need more commercials!
jeez
I'm tired enough of seeing commercials with women with bouncy hair smiling and saying how a shampoo the have never used before "helped make them a goddess with bouncy, silky, luscious, magnificent hair", without having it followed by a commercial about the leader of my country trying to sell himself to voters... that are not going to vote... because there is no election, because he is already commissioner!

but I like cheese... some kinds i like in chunks, others i like graded in a bowl, and sometimes i like to slice a piece... piece off with a knife... which helps further my career as a murderer :)

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