the one thing i need most of all in my entire life is a personal photographer!!think about it! have you ever been stuck in a really good "wanting to take pictures" mood, and you cant get the right angle with your own arm? it sucks SO much!
i want a guy to follow me around so i can get pictures whenever i want !
maybe a lighting guy would help too! that would e cool, so every shot is picture perfect!brilliance
marvelous
spectacular
stupendous
western doshinion
where is oregon?do they still use wagons to get around?is it legal to park and hunt wherever the flip you want?do they know there is a game named after them?how many grave stones are there along those roads :Show many oxen are actually dead, and floating up and down those rivers... does it matter that the women just give birth in the back of a wagon without medical attention?at the end of the game you have to stear though rocks on a REALLY fast river... where is that riveR? is there an end to the river? are there godesses there with fruit and wine? with REAL umbrellas in their martini glasses?
why do people put little umbrellas in their cups? is it supposed to be like honoring to some kind of gods? or something? the umbrella-vodca-god?meh
who was the idiot who invented pants? they are SO flipping annoying!!always having to pull them up! and buy the right size, then they dont fit and you have to return them!
they should make adjustable pants. so you dont have to keep buying more!
i want to name my kid Egburtits such a stellar name!
"Hey egburt come for breakfast!"
"what are we having?"laughed the boy
"Eggs" demanded the father (quite racistly)
what does cursor mean? in respects to the arrow on the computer screen.it doesnt curse anyone. or shout negative comments in anyone's way. it's just there POINTING at things!
why is it when you are shy around people you stutter and mumber, and develope a lisp??!! golly!
what does a lithp help when you are trying to introduce yourself to someone!!?
"hi i'm thamanthlalmmanba"
"pardon? sorry i didnt catch that?"
"im Thamanthlamamba""that isnt coming across to me, maybe you should write it down"
you write:"hippo"
then there is an awkward silence.. . .
i have given up on my dream of being a hippie... as one of you know hippies are just not cool anymore.
let me refrase: hippies are not part of my future
hippies have and will continue to rule the future, but i will never become one.
it is no longer appealing to me.
complaining is like breathing. it is literally impossible to stop doing!
even saying you are going to stop complaining IS COMPLAING(in my mind)
my paster tells me complaining is a sin soo..
good day
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Hits The Pluto
What is a hiku?
if you are punched in the face on your left AND right side at the exact same time... which way will your head turn after?
what does jump the gun actually mean?
life is a strawberry pie filled with cherries... you expect sweetness then it sours up and kicks you in the neck
if you know someone who fakes death.. and you get extremely disgruntle about it, and you find out it was fake after all this tramma you just went through... will that increadiblyt affect your relationship with that person? im not speaking from experience... it's just today was the most screwed up day of my life...first i passed a bus-on-car collition and saw a girl get out of the car with like a broken leg. then i find out my friend steven dies (a hoax). then i skip school to support my friend who was closer to steve. and i end up being and emotional scratching post (im not saying what this means) for like 6 hours. then i get my hair died and pet a cat for another hour and a half!
messed the flip up and im pissed cus my bass lesson was cancelled! FRICK!i practiced so hard this week! (just yesterday) but it was ALOTof practicing YESTERDAY!!! GAH
if you are punched in the face on your left AND right side at the exact same time... which way will your head turn after?
what does jump the gun actually mean?
life is a strawberry pie filled with cherries... you expect sweetness then it sours up and kicks you in the neck
if you know someone who fakes death.. and you get extremely disgruntle about it, and you find out it was fake after all this tramma you just went through... will that increadiblyt affect your relationship with that person? im not speaking from experience... it's just today was the most screwed up day of my life...first i passed a bus-on-car collition and saw a girl get out of the car with like a broken leg. then i find out my friend steven dies (a hoax). then i skip school to support my friend who was closer to steve. and i end up being and emotional scratching post (im not saying what this means) for like 6 hours. then i get my hair died and pet a cat for another hour and a half!
messed the flip up and im pissed cus my bass lesson was cancelled! FRICK!i practiced so hard this week! (just yesterday) but it was ALOTof practicing YESTERDAY!!! GAH
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Excerpt from Dwight Schrute's Blog!
When I got the table home, I set Mose to work assembling it. He completed the assembly in just under three minutes. I remember Mose making a similar table out of forest lumber when he was seven – as a joke.
While we all laughed heartily then, except for Mose who was shunned for a week for participating in humor, nobody at Schrute Farms was laughing this time.
Mose cried when he finished the construction. I don’t know if it was because of the poor materials and ridiculous tool he had to use or the memory of his long-forgotten forest lumber joke, but either way there were tears running down his bearded face and it breaks my heart to see that.
It equally breaks my heart to have a piece of furniture in my home that is made of such a quality as that Swedish bedside table.
I smashed that table to pieces immediately. I couldn’t stand looking at it for one more second. From that day forward, I swore that I would never allow another piece of second-rate Swedish furniture into my home ever again.
Anything that makes Mose cry will henceforth be banished from Schrute Farms. Do not trifle with a Schrute. Ever.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Mario Nightmare
immagine some sick teenagers in boston made a horrible horror movie using child characters... like the characters were killing eachother and so on... that would be bad
who invented meatballs.... like... they're meatballs!
dont you hate it when you get those itches on your face?! and they just dont go away!
and you scratch them so much that you just completely mess up your whole face and its all red and imbarrassing.
would it be awkward if a guy told you he liked you so much that he wanted to make you some deer jerky?
i would find it insulting...
i hate it when people go overboard with they're whole mooshyness thing. it's like baby talk with your girlfriend to the MAX!! i could never do that.
has a puppy ever made an actual human being melt?
because it was TOO cute...
if i was to name mechanical things... i would call them mechanisms...
so... "put my bread in the mechanism"
no one would understand me.
i am the progital-blog-son
like a prophasee (spelling error)
who invented meatballs.... like... they're meatballs!
dont you hate it when you get those itches on your face?! and they just dont go away!
and you scratch them so much that you just completely mess up your whole face and its all red and imbarrassing.
would it be awkward if a guy told you he liked you so much that he wanted to make you some deer jerky?
i would find it insulting...
i hate it when people go overboard with they're whole mooshyness thing. it's like baby talk with your girlfriend to the MAX!! i could never do that.
has a puppy ever made an actual human being melt?
because it was TOO cute...
if i was to name mechanical things... i would call them mechanisms...
so... "put my bread in the mechanism"
no one would understand me.
i am the progital-blog-son
like a prophasee (spelling error)
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Crate Sauce
hi
hi
hi
so there is this song
i want to start doing handstands... they look like fun and im sure it will make my upper body pretty strong. cus look at your legs... they're strong. so if you can walk on your hands your arms would be as strong as your legs.... though it would take alot of practice to jump during a handstand.
isn't this picture grouse>>>>>>>>
who was the idiot who put peanut butter in milk?! did he (or she) own cows and the cow ate a jar of pb and yuck?
or was he licking a spatula with pb on it while looking down into a coldrin of milk... and it fell out of his mouth. so he (or she) got a cut and scooped it out... then not wanting to be a waste, he (again, or she) drank the milk with peanut butter on it.
there you go
my philosophy
i hope i spelled that right
you know what sucks! i can't spell the most INTERESTING words! this sucls!
like deffinantly
so i have to say, deffs
same with sublimital
if that's what it is
i find if a teacher only ever gives you a page to do of work, and he expects you to read the chapter asside from doing questions. i never read the chapter unless he (or she) tells me to. hmm
maple big staffs
hi
hi
so there is this song
i want to start doing handstands... they look like fun and im sure it will make my upper body pretty strong. cus look at your legs... they're strong. so if you can walk on your hands your arms would be as strong as your legs.... though it would take alot of practice to jump during a handstand.
isn't this picture grouse>>>>>>>>
who was the idiot who put peanut butter in milk?! did he (or she) own cows and the cow ate a jar of pb and yuck?
or was he licking a spatula with pb on it while looking down into a coldrin of milk... and it fell out of his mouth. so he (or she) got a cut and scooped it out... then not wanting to be a waste, he (again, or she) drank the milk with peanut butter on it.
there you go
my philosophy
i hope i spelled that right
you know what sucks! i can't spell the most INTERESTING words! this sucls!
like deffinantly
so i have to say, deffs
same with sublimital
if that's what it is
i find if a teacher only ever gives you a page to do of work, and he expects you to read the chapter asside from doing questions. i never read the chapter unless he (or she) tells me to. hmm
maple big staffs
Sunday, November 30, 2008
crazy mushrooms XD
you know when you cough on someone they get a cold?
well if you cough on your own food, then eat it... will you automatically get a cold?
i can talk pretty low already, when i breathe in and talk, but i can go SOlow if i breathe in and talk while i have a cold!
think about it, think think about it.
well if you cough on your own food, then eat it... will you automatically get a cold?
i can talk pretty low already, when i breathe in and talk, but i can go SOlow if i breathe in and talk while i have a cold!
think about it, think think about it.
woudl you say the name Choi sounds asian somehow?
nope, it's not. it's indian
so.. the more you know.
the doors is apperintly a bad game?
it's a good band... dont play any games called "the doors"
tell me... is this annoying? "XD" yES!
for instance:
"HEY! XD"
hows it goin
"awESOME!! im with SAM XD"
that's cool
"I know EH! xD"
i broke my arm this morning
"THAt's To bAd :( XD"
dude shut up
"you WaNt To fiGHt? XD"
you sound gay
"SO XD"
ok
yeah, people use "XD" way to often!
once in a paragraph is to much!
so i decided to paint in my good jeans..
supposidly water-based paint comes out of clothes... lies, actually
whoever told you that is lying to you
did you ever wonder as a child if the presents you got for christmas were from value village or something? or like... hand-me-downs that your parents didn't tell you about?
im going to cheep out so much on my kids.
going to give them toothbrushes and say "cheers to healthy teeth!, you'll thank me in twenty years when you don't have to have a root-canal when you are sixteen like me.
yip that's right i had a root-canal when i was 16
janruary 1st in fact
sometimes i wonder if i will go over my 2500 texts/month limit... cus i text like 200 a day......?
ok best drawing/art/photograph EVER
a little boy in front of like a fence, and there is like a horse behind him bighting his hair.
I KNOW EH?!!!
if you were to do that in real life it would take SO long! you'd have to torture the horse, or like burn it or somethiing! put like an apple on the kids head. dye his hair green.
the boy would have to sit there fr SOlong too!
mr cooper is evil! so m not going tonight
don't you love those little white things on your tounge? i like biting them off!
it hurts for a bit then you just get an addrennalin rush!
or how ever you spell that
OHMGOOdness!!
audio adrennaline is the BEST band ever! o
or one of them
anime people don't usually have blue hair do they?
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Prank Stick Figuring
my ultimate job would have to be... waking up at 3 everymorning and going around my neighborhood picking moss off of the trees in my neighbor's front yards. they like tape a $5 bill to the trunk of the tree and i go by and pick off the moss!
if they are seriously going to put this law in place about not talking on your cell phones while driving, they should spend billions of dollars to widen every road so that drivers can pull over safely and answer their calls. this is the ONLY WAY! or not.
dont you think "Porthole" is a strange word?
take a minute, say it to yourself a couple times
.....................................................ill wait..........................................................
see? it's so odd, same with "frog desease" say that a couple dozen times in a row
..................................go on................................................................................
figured out the meaning of life
im not going to tell you
bubbles seem so weird! until you find a picture on the internet of the INSIDE of one 8p
woh :u
:B
Atreyu is the best band i have listened to THIS MORNING! yis, this WHOLE morning!
i figured out how to spell "Potato" dang.
or is it spelled potatoe......
hmm
comment brahdda mon, brahdda mon
today was wacky hair day... and lik 3 people care... i dont. that is a promise.
my hair is wacky every day
to some people... like people in lost tribes somewhere in africa
wazealand
pommegranits would be sweet to grow, cus no one knows what one is. you say
"i grow pommegranits"
they say
"what is that?"
"i forget"
and you totally throw them off the scent.
then they call the cops and they (pigs) break down your door and find apricots.
you are arrested for being bored and leaving business clas :O
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Blue Erasor Fungis
graydon's house is my new house.
why do girls put pictures on facebook, then put like a stupid peom as a discription
i just helped fellow students start 2 new blogs wah wah waaaaaahhhhh
letsplaydoctorplease.blogspot.com
annnd
greenteaserenade.blogspot.com
so..
- this is is gay
- im not using it
- F.Y.I.
- not usefull at all
hey, how ya doin, so i dont like obama, hes a babykillla
i added an "a" to make it eexxxtra emotional.
not... cut myself emotional
i look emo, people think i am, but i call myself Modernist
or something.
im not punk either.
never type "goog" into an adress bar. spacesareforyou
quaker totally used to be my favorite cereal ever!
boredom, subsequential thirst, desease, famine, bibliography, how do you spell deffinantly, indeffinant, i wish this blog had spell check. im going to wear a pink tux to the prom. finger music is fun, i have an orchestra. you, find my juice box...................................................................................
im boredddddddd
walk-2-bluegrass-festival
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Flubbery Tucking in a Dance Balloon
would it be a coincidence if a tattle tail lived in the sewers? get it?
because people call tattle tails "rats"
never mind
have you ever told someone your DREAM in life, and the person was like "i dont believe in you?
"maybe you should be an accountant... mall security is FAR to dangerous."
that would be so shattering for a little kid!
i wanted to be a garbage man when i was little!
i have had sideburns for more than a month and NO ONE has noticed !!
ah the advantages of being blonde!
yoshi moroe or something is sitting beside me in the library, and he is on Yahoo Japan.
it's so cool! he can write japanese SO WELL!!
if i was japanese it would take me like a year to write a peom... or a lymrick
because people call tattle tails "rats"
never mind
have you ever told someone your DREAM in life, and the person was like "i dont believe in you?
"maybe you should be an accountant... mall security is FAR to dangerous."
that would be so shattering for a little kid!
i wanted to be a garbage man when i was little!
i have had sideburns for more than a month and NO ONE has noticed !!
ah the advantages of being blonde!
yoshi moroe or something is sitting beside me in the library, and he is on Yahoo Japan.
it's so cool! he can write japanese SO WELL!!
if i was japanese it would take me like a year to write a peom... or a lymrick
A What In The Part
has anyone ever died from tripping on a wet floor sign?? how completely tragic would that be?!
so a day last week my dad took me and my sister christmas shopping. he gave us like a huundred bucks and took us to a mall to get stuff that we want. the only trouble with this is hat i have to live knowing what im getting for christmas, and let it eat me from the inside out. and another reason it sucks is because it was NOVEMBER 14TH!... christmas in a month and ten days! what if the skinny jeans i got dont fit me in a month because i gained a hundred and sixty three pounds
so this is what:
-a green and grey striped hat
-a black pair of skinny jeans
-an Atari t shirt
-one of those t shirts with jesus and it says "i want to be formal, but im here to party"
-a guns n roses c-double-d
-a The Who poster
-a popeye t shirt
-and a tshirt with a joystick on it..
i just realized it's snowing outside! it's been raining all day..
i can't wait till the slums of winter! i love winter so much! there's this street in townsend that has these street lights all along it , and there's kirds along it and it's really wide..; well i like running down it and sliding on my stomach, and i usually have a golfball or something thati throw and run and chase... somethings you just have to do to stay sain.
in what instance would anyone EVER use these symbols:
~ , ` , { , } , > , < , ^ or what the flip is ?!
so a day last week my dad took me and my sister christmas shopping. he gave us like a huundred bucks and took us to a mall to get stuff that we want. the only trouble with this is hat i have to live knowing what im getting for christmas, and let it eat me from the inside out. and another reason it sucks is because it was NOVEMBER 14TH!... christmas in a month and ten days! what if the skinny jeans i got dont fit me in a month because i gained a hundred and sixty three pounds
so this is what:
-a green and grey striped hat
-a black pair of skinny jeans
-an Atari t shirt
-one of those t shirts with jesus and it says "i want to be formal, but im here to party"
-a guns n roses c-double-d
-a The Who poster
-a popeye t shirt
-and a tshirt with a joystick on it..
i just realized it's snowing outside! it's been raining all day..
i can't wait till the slums of winter! i love winter so much! there's this street in townsend that has these street lights all along it , and there's kirds along it and it's really wide..; well i like running down it and sliding on my stomach, and i usually have a golfball or something thati throw and run and chase... somethings you just have to do to stay sain.
in what instance would anyone EVER use these symbols:
~ , ` , { , } , > , < , ^ or what the flip is ?!
Friday, November 14, 2008
Blue Scotch
ok wo.
i got my midterm report card and HOLY CRAP!
my average is 79% between my two classes!
in Phys ed i got 72% and my teacher's comments were:
Joel co-operates well in group situations. he regularly demonstrates a determined effort and stays on task. joel needs to increase his intensity level in activities.
I think: if logan ernst didnt keep kicking volleyballs at my face i would feel more like i want to increase my intensity level
in Law i got 72%! comments:
Joel is achieving a measure of success in his law program. there has been some slippage in the test results, perhaps coinciding with your degree of energy in class. you are a capable learner, so do your best to be fully engaged each day.
ME: i am going to do better on tests, because i NEED a goos mark in this class!
Entrepreneurial studies:
excellent work joel. the quality of your work is very good, and done in a timely manner. keep up your awesome effort.
and i got 92% IN THAT CLASS!!! the class average is 50 hahaha
no one ever does work though so i understand.
on a different note:
what is with crossing guards? that is such a weird job... im just going to say this... they need to give the crossing guards POlice background checks... before they start work.
cockpit is such a nasty word
why are there so many dirty kids in my school? is "Dirty" the new cool??
ok my bedroom carpet is SOdirty!
there are stains EVERYWHERE
my brother's old BLue hair die, my puke from when i was 3. marker stains, everything. my room is a discrace.
i got my midterm report card and HOLY CRAP!
my average is 79% between my two classes!
in Phys ed i got 72% and my teacher's comments were:
Joel co-operates well in group situations. he regularly demonstrates a determined effort and stays on task. joel needs to increase his intensity level in activities.
I think: if logan ernst didnt keep kicking volleyballs at my face i would feel more like i want to increase my intensity level
in Law i got 72%! comments:
Joel is achieving a measure of success in his law program. there has been some slippage in the test results, perhaps coinciding with your degree of energy in class. you are a capable learner, so do your best to be fully engaged each day.
ME: i am going to do better on tests, because i NEED a goos mark in this class!
Entrepreneurial studies:
excellent work joel. the quality of your work is very good, and done in a timely manner. keep up your awesome effort.
and i got 92% IN THAT CLASS!!! the class average is 50 hahaha
no one ever does work though so i understand.
on a different note:
what is with crossing guards? that is such a weird job... im just going to say this... they need to give the crossing guards POlice background checks... before they start work.
cockpit is such a nasty word
why are there so many dirty kids in my school? is "Dirty" the new cool??
ok my bedroom carpet is SOdirty!
there are stains EVERYWHERE
my brother's old BLue hair die, my puke from when i was 3. marker stains, everything. my room is a discrace.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
the real inner city
so last time i wrote a blog was forever ago. i have done alot actually! i have eatin many things, traveled... i recently went to Hamilton for a youth event called SUPERBOWL!! i met some wick awes people there too! the band with Derek is progressing lol, i'm getting my new bass next SATURDAY!!! im SO pumped! then hopefully i can get a Bass amp for Christmas/my birthday. then im going to buy an acoustic Takamine!!! WOo i got a hair cut too! the "Emo" cut! i like to call it a "Mod" cut. because i'm not emo... im turning mod too ha, i like to wear lots of stripes and SKINNY JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i find riding the bus at NIGHT is SOOOO much different from riding it in the morning. i find that little kids, somehow, get more hyper at night... and usually i like to sleep on Night buses... so it's not cool for me. i discovered Halloween Gingerbread houses....... i did not know they ever ever existed... im going to go bathe
Monday, November 10, 2008
Welcome Green Tea
the hardest button to button
E string:
ten ~slide~ five ~slide~ Seven ~slide~ three
this is SOfun
a stick a dog and a box with something in it.
I GOT MY NEW FREAKING BASS!!!!IT's SO hot!
metallic red
two double pickups
cherry neck
twenty four frets
AWESOME tuning knobs
electric BOOST!
four weird little things to change the sound of the... sound
and it's only February old!
my mom bought it for me from a ude at my church!!!!
aaahhhhhh
my sister has a really stupid boyfriend. Aaron Taylor, if you know him, be sure to throw up in his shoes.
he does drugs and drinks and will for sure get her pregnant. so.
and he looks like a queer that has bad posture, acne problems and his looks could make an elephant puke and die in it;s own puke. he is the one person she should stay away from. PREGNANCY!
this is my best facebook status yet!:
Joel is predominantly incorporating the discriminating incorrectness for the substitution of Pi
i'll tell ya!
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
E string:
ten ~slide~ five ~slide~ Seven ~slide~ three
this is SOfun
a stick a dog and a box with something in it.
I GOT MY NEW FREAKING BASS!!!!IT's SO hot!
metallic red
two double pickups
cherry neck
twenty four frets
AWESOME tuning knobs
electric BOOST!
four weird little things to change the sound of the... sound
and it's only February old!
my mom bought it for me from a ude at my church!!!!
aaahhhhhh
my sister has a really stupid boyfriend. Aaron Taylor, if you know him, be sure to throw up in his shoes.
he does drugs and drinks and will for sure get her pregnant. so.
and he looks like a queer that has bad posture, acne problems and his looks could make an elephant puke and die in it;s own puke. he is the one person she should stay away from. PREGNANCY!
this is my best facebook status yet!:
Joel is predominantly incorporating the discriminating incorrectness for the substitution of Pi
i'll tell ya!
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Inner City Pressure
so last time i wrote a blog was forever ago.
i have done alot actually!
i have eatin many things,
traveled... i recently went to Hamilton for a youth event called SUPERBOWL!!
i met some wick awes people there too!
the band with Derek is progressing lol, i'm getting my new bass next SATURDAY!!! im SO pumped!
then hopefully i can get a Bass amp for Christmas/my birthday.
then im going to buy an acoustic Takamine!!! WOo
i got a hair cut too!
the "Emo" cut!
i like to call it a "Mod" cut. because i'm not emo...
im turning mod too ha, i like to wear lots of stripes and SKINNY JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i find riding the bus at NIGHT is SOOOO much different from riding it in the morning. i find that little kids, somehow, get more hyper at night... and usually i like to sleep on Night buses... so it's not cool for me.
i discovered Halloween Gingerbread houses....... i did not know they ever ever existed...
im going to go bathe
i have done alot actually!
i have eatin many things,
traveled... i recently went to Hamilton for a youth event called SUPERBOWL!!
i met some wick awes people there too!
the band with Derek is progressing lol, i'm getting my new bass next SATURDAY!!! im SO pumped!
then hopefully i can get a Bass amp for Christmas/my birthday.
then im going to buy an acoustic Takamine!!! WOo
i got a hair cut too!
the "Emo" cut!
i like to call it a "Mod" cut. because i'm not emo...
im turning mod too ha, i like to wear lots of stripes and SKINNY JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i find riding the bus at NIGHT is SOOOO much different from riding it in the morning. i find that little kids, somehow, get more hyper at night... and usually i like to sleep on Night buses... so it's not cool for me.
i discovered Halloween Gingerbread houses....... i did not know they ever ever existed...
im going to go bathe
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
A Blue Dust Net
i recently found out that the library in the town i go to school in is SUPER old!
and where all the kid's books are, is where they used to hang the bad guys way back when.
so... the more you know.
Harvey's/Swiss Chalet is like the best place i have ever worked!. they are so incredibly laid back. you can eat whatever. and listen to music. they have like an ipod dock right in the middle of the kitchen!!
at McDonald's they are like Nazi and they don't like it when you talk, but at swiss chalet you can like sing, and yell, and ever burn each other! which has happened alot...
and my grandma died recently which really sucks, because she was my last grandma... besides my step-grandma... who is technically my grandma. but she is cool. and i miss my grandma.
who, and HOW did anyone invent bubble wrap? it's so complex and i don't even see how it could be made.
how it's made should do a show for everything that is ever made. they could go on forever! and have like seasons.
turn it into a reality show. put in characters to fill in time. have like really dramatic roles, and like a guy dies in one season, then comes back a woman in the next season. there should be love affairs, and cheating and gambling, and betrail (i don't know how to spell that) i think it could be good.
the genre could be... drama-soap-reality-chick flick-action-comedy-roman comedy-porno.
that would e sweet!
and where all the kid's books are, is where they used to hang the bad guys way back when.
so... the more you know.
Harvey's/Swiss Chalet is like the best place i have ever worked!. they are so incredibly laid back. you can eat whatever. and listen to music. they have like an ipod dock right in the middle of the kitchen!!
at McDonald's they are like Nazi and they don't like it when you talk, but at swiss chalet you can like sing, and yell, and ever burn each other! which has happened alot...
and my grandma died recently which really sucks, because she was my last grandma... besides my step-grandma... who is technically my grandma. but she is cool. and i miss my grandma.
who, and HOW did anyone invent bubble wrap? it's so complex and i don't even see how it could be made.
how it's made should do a show for everything that is ever made. they could go on forever! and have like seasons.
turn it into a reality show. put in characters to fill in time. have like really dramatic roles, and like a guy dies in one season, then comes back a woman in the next season. there should be love affairs, and cheating and gambling, and betrail (i don't know how to spell that) i think it could be good.
the genre could be... drama-soap-reality-chick flick-action-comedy-roman comedy-porno.
that would e sweet!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Wet, Stained Ceiling Tiles
when was it decided that space pants were not cool? i would be glad to go back in time and stop this from going out of trend. i think the world would be a better place with space pants and mullets.
this is the kind of crap i have to put up with every day in skewl!
7.
A) Hypothermia -Caused by a reduction of body temperature usually from exposure to cold water or cold weather.
C) Keep warm, gather into a large group of people, wear heavy clothing, have many layers of clothing, remove wet clothing, etc.
D) The could probably stay alive for about thirty minutes in cold water if you wear warm clothing.
E)
1) dial 911 for emergency medical assistance.
2) move person out of the cold.
3) remove wet clothing.
4)don’t apply direct heat.
5)don’t give the person any alcohol.
6)don’t massage or rub the person.
boring
this is the kind of crap i have to put up with every day in skewl!
7.
A) Hypothermia -Caused by a reduction of body temperature usually from exposure to cold water or cold weather.
C) Keep warm, gather into a large group of people, wear heavy clothing, have many layers of clothing, remove wet clothing, etc.
D) The could probably stay alive for about thirty minutes in cold water if you wear warm clothing.
E)
1) dial 911 for emergency medical assistance.
2) move person out of the cold.
3) remove wet clothing.
4)don’t apply direct heat.
5)don’t give the person any alcohol.
6)don’t massage or rub the person.
boring
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
juicey, blown up, infected, jaberwalkey
so im at the library again and i just got out this rediculous... sweet book!
it's called "Kill two Birds and Get Stoned"
it looks good... but you never know what you got till it's gone. or you've read it.
isn't "Bloke" a trippy word?
yes
so there are retarded kids.
and i have discovered that they tend to hang out at the library
(retarded meaning: dirty and smoking at the age of 10 (smoking meaning: cigarettes))
cigars are for real men.
cigarettes are for scaredy cats who need a habit
GUESS WHAT
(what?)
I GOT 91% IN BUSINESS CLASS!@! highest in the class!! because Mr. hill said i was the only one who does his work :)
AND i got 71% on a LAW TEST!!!!!!!!
INSURANCE BROKERAGE HERE I COME!
it's called "Kill two Birds and Get Stoned"
it looks good... but you never know what you got till it's gone. or you've read it.
isn't "Bloke" a trippy word?
yes
so there are retarded kids.
and i have discovered that they tend to hang out at the library
(retarded meaning: dirty and smoking at the age of 10 (smoking meaning: cigarettes))
cigars are for real men.
cigarettes are for scaredy cats who need a habit
GUESS WHAT
(what?)
I GOT 91% IN BUSINESS CLASS!@! highest in the class!! because Mr. hill said i was the only one who does his work :)
AND i got 71% on a LAW TEST!!!!!!!!
INSURANCE BROKERAGE HERE I COME!
Friday, October 10, 2008
hold up, wait a minute, my bread is just coming out of the oven!
what does "nothing to write home about" mean!?
in the olden days did war soldiers write home about EVERY good thing that EVER happened to them?
if i was in the war i would just make stuff up:
"i had lunch with Hitler this morning"
"i think i watched a chicken without a head... but it might have been a dead guy."
"i got stabbed"
"my stab wound is now better"
"my stab wound got cut back open while i was playing water polo... i mean... practicing stabbing potato sacks"
"i am married?"
"i am not widowed"
"my kids have grown beards and are calling themselves punks?"
"my kids just took over the military camp"
"we mutinied and cut off my kid's beards"
"we can now feed the war-cattle"
wouldn't it be cool to BE a NAIL in a FIRE?!
you'd be in there, all hot and what NOT
and you'd be laughing at the un-cool fir, because the fire can't melt you :)
that would make my day
what does make my day mean?
how did they discover yeast?
did they just throw it into a fire and it ROaSE?
don't you love looking at people in restaurants who are with an awkward dude, and they look like they are about to hear bad news because it is THAT awkward? hahahaah ahhhhh
why do people put little stuffed pets in their car windows...
were they, at one point, real pets?
or are they just sick people who like to torture other people with their fetishes
i hate names with "ie" or "Y" at the end!
it sounds so... un-masculine...
i just say: kellicus..
i add "icus" of "cus" or "bus" to the end... to make me sound supperior :)
something about a back burner
you know when you laugh... but you really don't care what it is you are laughing at, so it's like a really sharp exhale... through your nose...
i hate that
how is it that when an old person snaps their fingers, young people always leave the room... or stop making noise? like when the geezer is on the phone... and a kid walks in screaming at a little plant in a cup.
the olderly person just snaps their fingers and jumps really quickly.... the kid just stops... i don't get it
how big does cabbage grow?
i recently was "in the ZONE!"
i was playing guitar hero 3!
and suddenly, everything just went SUPER slow!
it was totally indescribable!
i got like 98% on "the Devil Went Down To Georgia" when i was IN THE ZONE!!!
i also am starting the trend of wearing slippers to skewl
in the olden days did war soldiers write home about EVERY good thing that EVER happened to them?
if i was in the war i would just make stuff up:
"i had lunch with Hitler this morning"
"i think i watched a chicken without a head... but it might have been a dead guy."
"i got stabbed"
"my stab wound is now better"
"my stab wound got cut back open while i was playing water polo... i mean... practicing stabbing potato sacks"
"i am married?"
"i am not widowed"
"my kids have grown beards and are calling themselves punks?"
"my kids just took over the military camp"
"we mutinied and cut off my kid's beards"
"we can now feed the war-cattle"
wouldn't it be cool to BE a NAIL in a FIRE?!
you'd be in there, all hot and what NOT
and you'd be laughing at the un-cool fir, because the fire can't melt you :)
that would make my day
what does make my day mean?
how did they discover yeast?
did they just throw it into a fire and it ROaSE?
don't you love looking at people in restaurants who are with an awkward dude, and they look like they are about to hear bad news because it is THAT awkward? hahahaah ahhhhh
why do people put little stuffed pets in their car windows...
were they, at one point, real pets?
or are they just sick people who like to torture other people with their fetishes
i hate names with "ie" or "Y" at the end!
it sounds so... un-masculine...
i just say: kellicus..
i add "icus" of "cus" or "bus" to the end... to make me sound supperior :)
something about a back burner
you know when you laugh... but you really don't care what it is you are laughing at, so it's like a really sharp exhale... through your nose...
i hate that
how is it that when an old person snaps their fingers, young people always leave the room... or stop making noise? like when the geezer is on the phone... and a kid walks in screaming at a little plant in a cup.
the olderly person just snaps their fingers and jumps really quickly.... the kid just stops... i don't get it
how big does cabbage grow?
i recently was "in the ZONE!"
i was playing guitar hero 3!
and suddenly, everything just went SUPER slow!
it was totally indescribable!
i got like 98% on "the Devil Went Down To Georgia" when i was IN THE ZONE!!!
i also am starting the trend of wearing slippers to skewl
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
swiss butter
i might be working at swiss chalet.
who knows.
i got a misterious email from some "Jeff" guy telling me to come in to fill out a application...
i liek buttercups.
i like cream corn.
street signs are to high up, think of people on mopeds who have to strain their necks looking at all the street signs.
jello is better that taffy, because you can put fruit in it!
who knows.
i got a misterious email from some "Jeff" guy telling me to come in to fill out a application...
i liek buttercups.
i like cream corn.
street signs are to high up, think of people on mopeds who have to strain their necks looking at all the street signs.
jello is better that taffy, because you can put fruit in it!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
creative mint
so obviousy i gave up on runnign. it hurt way to much. i may end up running like once a week or something... without stretching first... because i like it when my legs are about to fall off.
the office is on tonight! we are having a party at the booty: liam's house!!!
it's going to be so much fun!
watch youtube
watch survivor
eat turkey dinner
watch THE OFFICE!
drivehome.. simple.
so to get comunity hours.. i am volunteering at AWANA. it's like a club for little kids.. basically i yell at kids while they run around a circle of tape on the ground. then give them candy for saying bible verses to me. then i watch them learn about jesus. so it's actually fun!
hopefully i can get a job at swiss chalet
last saturday i was at this dude's house in caledonia.. and i was helping him plant little trees. in his yard... then i spayed his walkway with a pressure washer... which took like an hour! it was so boring jeez! i think i did wel lthough too because the next day he told my mom i just wouldnt quit, and hye wants me to come back this saturday to help him build his basement.. i didn't take breaks either when i was there. he would throw a water bottle at me while i was workingt and i would just let it hit me and keep digging.
then we rented movies: baby momma...... which totally was the worst movie i have ever watched. and stranger than fiction. awesome
the office is on tonight! we are having a party at the booty: liam's house!!!
it's going to be so much fun!
watch youtube
watch survivor
eat turkey dinner
watch THE OFFICE!
drivehome.. simple.
so to get comunity hours.. i am volunteering at AWANA. it's like a club for little kids.. basically i yell at kids while they run around a circle of tape on the ground. then give them candy for saying bible verses to me. then i watch them learn about jesus. so it's actually fun!
hopefully i can get a job at swiss chalet
last saturday i was at this dude's house in caledonia.. and i was helping him plant little trees. in his yard... then i spayed his walkway with a pressure washer... which took like an hour! it was so boring jeez! i think i did wel lthough too because the next day he told my mom i just wouldnt quit, and hye wants me to come back this saturday to help him build his basement.. i didn't take breaks either when i was there. he would throw a water bottle at me while i was workingt and i would just let it hit me and keep digging.
then we rented movies: baby momma...... which totally was the worst movie i have ever watched. and stranger than fiction. awesome
Music Sauce
these are a bunch of clips from my personal favorite blogs:
Dwight Schrute- Although I may not agree with all polices made by the government, I still try to respect them. I oppose bans on AK47s, but I abide (even though they would come in handy when Wilson Farms inevitably attacks). I begrudgingly pay my income taxes. I try to tolerate a woman’s right to vote. But restrictions on one’s property rights are something I cannot accept. I believe it is every American’s right to do with their land what they please. That is what our forefathers believed. That is what Davy Crockett believed. I believe that’s what Clint Eastwood believes. I wish Dale Hegarty, the Wayne County zoning officer, honored this view, but he does not.
Creed Bratton- Sometimes I’ll do shots of mouthwash. It gets me a little tipsy and gives me great breath.
-Catching flies with your hands is fun, but catching frogs with your feet is a lot more satisfying.
-I’ve always thought that shopping carts are just mobile jails for food and all the prisoners are sentenced to death by ingestion. Kind of makes you shop differently, huh?
-There are two words that make my heart beat like a giraffe approaching a highway underpass. “Internet” and “dating.”
-Visors are hats for people that like getting ripped off.
-What’s better than a nice, hot bath? Almost nothing except for a nice, hot bath with a foxy lady and some fine aged Dominican cigars.
Meredith- Between work and my podiatrist appointments, I don’t have time to screw around. For dinner, I microwave a hot pocket in under a minute. If it’s not fully cooked by then, too bad – I’m eating ya’ half frozen. Take out the garbage? Waste of time and energy; I just throw it out the window and let it blow wherever it’s gonna go. No time for cleaning, shaving, flushing or taxes for this gal. It’s 2008 - get outta my way!
. . . these are the very simple reasons i got into blogging... for people like these.
god i love the office!
Dwight Schrute- Although I may not agree with all polices made by the government, I still try to respect them. I oppose bans on AK47s, but I abide (even though they would come in handy when Wilson Farms inevitably attacks). I begrudgingly pay my income taxes. I try to tolerate a woman’s right to vote. But restrictions on one’s property rights are something I cannot accept. I believe it is every American’s right to do with their land what they please. That is what our forefathers believed. That is what Davy Crockett believed. I believe that’s what Clint Eastwood believes. I wish Dale Hegarty, the Wayne County zoning officer, honored this view, but he does not.
Creed Bratton- Sometimes I’ll do shots of mouthwash. It gets me a little tipsy and gives me great breath.
-Catching flies with your hands is fun, but catching frogs with your feet is a lot more satisfying.
-I’ve always thought that shopping carts are just mobile jails for food and all the prisoners are sentenced to death by ingestion. Kind of makes you shop differently, huh?
-There are two words that make my heart beat like a giraffe approaching a highway underpass. “Internet” and “dating.”
-Visors are hats for people that like getting ripped off.
-What’s better than a nice, hot bath? Almost nothing except for a nice, hot bath with a foxy lady and some fine aged Dominican cigars.
Meredith- Between work and my podiatrist appointments, I don’t have time to screw around. For dinner, I microwave a hot pocket in under a minute. If it’s not fully cooked by then, too bad – I’m eating ya’ half frozen. Take out the garbage? Waste of time and energy; I just throw it out the window and let it blow wherever it’s gonna go. No time for cleaning, shaving, flushing or taxes for this gal. It’s 2008 - get outta my way!
. . . these are the very simple reasons i got into blogging... for people like these.
god i love the office!
Monday, September 29, 2008
on opposite day, you breathe food, and ingest air?
you know how when you through a bug into water and it just sits at the top?
are there any bugs that just sink to the bottom and die? which is or course WHY& you threw the bug into water anyway?
you know when a person in church gives you money? as like a love offering or God told them to?
has anyone ever given away coupons? like the Red Green alternitive...
you know how when you through a bug into water and it just sits at the top?
are there any bugs that just sink to the bottom and die? which is or course WHY& you threw the bug into water anyway?
you know when a person in church gives you money? as like a love offering or God told them to?
has anyone ever given away coupons? like the Red Green alternitive...
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
remember me when you are famous.
FABULOUSSSSSS
thursdays are now officially my sabath.
+
the brand spanking new season of the office is on NBC WOO -the woo
if anyone at all would like to accompany me in my journey through the office time continuom. i would be gladly happy to share the television, and my home. that is truely how passionate i am about teh offeese
mmm cheese^^^
i have recently found like 4 songs i want to do music videos for!
-forget
-... forget
-the things we do for love
-numb
-after midnight
-nowhere man
-forget
it's going to be SOO fun making them! i can not wait at all. im supposed to be waiting for next semester... but if i have enough time i'm going to do them durring my first period spare.
pumpage!
ethan: wussa muh son!
we need to ang out soon for real!
thursdays are now officially my sabath.
+
the brand spanking new season of the office is on NBC WOO -the woo
if anyone at all would like to accompany me in my journey through the office time continuom. i would be gladly happy to share the television, and my home. that is truely how passionate i am about teh offeese
mmm cheese^^^
i have recently found like 4 songs i want to do music videos for!
-forget
-... forget
-the things we do for love
-numb
-after midnight
-nowhere man
-forget
it's going to be SOO fun making them! i can not wait at all. im supposed to be waiting for next semester... but if i have enough time i'm going to do them durring my first period spare.
pumpage!
ethan: wussa muh son!
we need to ang out soon for real!
Monday, September 22, 2008
that skinny blonde girl.. again
how does caramel taste on toasT?
how old do you have to be before you suck at blowing your nose?
on opposite day, you breathe food, and ingest air?
you know how when you through a bug into water and it just sits at the top?
are there any bugs that just sink to the bottom and die? which is or course WHY& you threw the bug into water anyway?
you know when a person in church gives you money? as like a love offering or God told them to?
has anyone ever given away coupons? like the Red Green alternitive...la-tired
how old do you have to be before you suck at blowing your nose?
on opposite day, you breathe food, and ingest air?
you know how when you through a bug into water and it just sits at the top?
are there any bugs that just sink to the bottom and die? which is or course WHY& you threw the bug into water anyway?
you know when a person in church gives you money? as like a love offering or God told them to?
has anyone ever given away coupons? like the Red Green alternitive...la-tired
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Butt er Cup
so libraries are pretty well the IN thing now. all todays Hipsters come down here to hang out and smoke their drugs. IN FACT! i just saw 3 run outside to see some other dirty kids FIGHT.
now naturally i'm not drawn to sweaty, dirty, ugly grade nines fight, but i thought i'd stick my nose in that door.
so they fought, and as crappy as it was... well lets just say it was so crappy that a little old lady broke it up :)
snot is totally not supposed to me here. i have NO idea why god created snot!
i'm going to look it up right now...
. . .
In the respiratory system mucus aids in the protection of the lungs by trapping foreign particles that enter, particularly through the nose, during normal breathing. BUSH!
...
snot is COMPLETELY focused on ruining mY LIFE!
now i have amazingly bad allergies, sometimes amuzingly bad allergies... but come on.. do i have to be sniffing and blowing my nose 99% of the bloody day!? i lose sleep because of it! every night!
and i feel horibly sick because i snort so much!
i signed up for Bass Guitar lessons today! i go every wednesday at 3:30, in Erie Music.
i figured i could take guitar lessons.... but meh, EVERYONE plays guitar! i want to be totally focused on Bass.
they say (and prove) that a guitarist can play bass, i mean it's just the top four strings of a guitar.
i think it is my calling. plus i need a bass amp... so...
i need a job really bad! like woh,
today was grade nine day, which was surprisingly cool! i got free hotdogs! even though i did not help out!
and the hotdogs were only for the grade 12s that helped out.
so i just posed, i put on a lay (twss) and got in line, they believed me!@ AAANNNDDD i got air heads!! so double jeopardy :):):)!! :O :O0
that is all
. . . you have one hour
i wish music was a day of the week..
now naturally i'm not drawn to sweaty, dirty, ugly grade nines fight, but i thought i'd stick my nose in that door.
so they fought, and as crappy as it was... well lets just say it was so crappy that a little old lady broke it up :)
snot is totally not supposed to me here. i have NO idea why god created snot!
i'm going to look it up right now...
. . .
In the respiratory system mucus aids in the protection of the lungs by trapping foreign particles that enter, particularly through the nose, during normal breathing. BUSH!
...
snot is COMPLETELY focused on ruining mY LIFE!
now i have amazingly bad allergies, sometimes amuzingly bad allergies... but come on.. do i have to be sniffing and blowing my nose 99% of the bloody day!? i lose sleep because of it! every night!
and i feel horibly sick because i snort so much!
i signed up for Bass Guitar lessons today! i go every wednesday at 3:30, in Erie Music.
i figured i could take guitar lessons.... but meh, EVERYONE plays guitar! i want to be totally focused on Bass.
they say (and prove) that a guitarist can play bass, i mean it's just the top four strings of a guitar.
i think it is my calling. plus i need a bass amp... so...
i need a job really bad! like woh,
today was grade nine day, which was surprisingly cool! i got free hotdogs! even though i did not help out!
and the hotdogs were only for the grade 12s that helped out.
so i just posed, i put on a lay (twss) and got in line, they believed me!@ AAANNNDDD i got air heads!! so double jeopardy :):):)!! :O :O0
that is all
. . . you have one hour
i wish music was a day of the week..
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
gold buckel purse
my grandpa is SO much better! i want to go BOWLING!~
how much would it cost to make a sandwich of different colored bread? some green. some red.. some bread BAM moving on
how cool is bob barker? how old was he?
was he rich? never mind of course he was rich! i love the price is right! but its like never on tv when i am home :( it's always on at noon! AHHHH
how much would it cost to make a sandwich of different colored bread? some green. some red.. some bread BAM moving on
how cool is bob barker? how old was he?
was he rich? never mind of course he was rich! i love the price is right! but its like never on tv when i am home :( it's always on at noon! AHHHH
Monday, September 8, 2008
weluctant
i love monty python, they are sobrilliant!
calculators can ALWAYS be made smaller.. no matter what!
i am going to make up a word that combines all my favorite words... that will mean something TOATALLY SWEET!:
word bank:
-wanker
-knowledge
-thrilling
-positive
-entrepreneurship
-nonrepresentational
-acorn
-brittle
-music
-Jones
-dynamite
-square
-daft
-puberty
= abpethpresentshipedger
= abthresentedgar
= abthrenesk
= abtrain---------- the act of being cool (coolness)
adv. "this pencil is so much more abtrain than any other pencil i have used since i got out of prison in new york, because i used to make seahorses stand on their tails... it was one of my skills."
this is my time of rest
oo fred's got slacks
what would happen if every sheet of paper in the entire world turned slightly orange. would industries go out of business? would files be destroyed? would wars break out? would gypsies come and attack the embassy?
what is an embassy
is anyone reads this: call derrick carvalho *buttercup*
please.
imagine a vanilla cupcake, will banana flavored filling! mmmm
that would be the only thing i ate for the rest of my life!
what would happen if every person between the ages of 30 and 170 stopped wearing clothes... would the other generations fallow suite? (pun)
i enjoy kraft dinner as mush as the guy after the next guy, but is there ANY possible way to make it better?! could
i was the original inventer of weight watchers... believe it or not, it began with just a work out, then evolved into food AND fitness
speaking of evolving, pokemon is pretty much the only game i will EVER enjoyu playing on a gameboy color.. period.
calculators can ALWAYS be made smaller.. no matter what!
i am going to make up a word that combines all my favorite words... that will mean something TOATALLY SWEET!:
word bank:
-wanker
-knowledge
-thrilling
-positive
-entrepreneurship
-nonrepresentational
-acorn
-brittle
-music
-Jones
-dynamite
-square
-daft
-puberty
= abpethpresentshipedger
= abthresentedgar
= abthrenesk
= abtrain---------- the act of being cool (coolness)
adv. "this pencil is so much more abtrain than any other pencil i have used since i got out of prison in new york, because i used to make seahorses stand on their tails... it was one of my skills."
this is my time of rest
oo fred's got slacks
what would happen if every sheet of paper in the entire world turned slightly orange. would industries go out of business? would files be destroyed? would wars break out? would gypsies come and attack the embassy?
what is an embassy
is anyone reads this: call derrick carvalho *buttercup*
please.
imagine a vanilla cupcake, will banana flavored filling! mmmm
that would be the only thing i ate for the rest of my life!
what would happen if every person between the ages of 30 and 170 stopped wearing clothes... would the other generations fallow suite? (pun)
i enjoy kraft dinner as mush as the guy after the next guy, but is there ANY possible way to make it better?! could
i was the original inventer of weight watchers... believe it or not, it began with just a work out, then evolved into food AND fitness
speaking of evolving, pokemon is pretty much the only game i will EVER enjoyu playing on a gameboy color.. period.
~French Bouquet~
why do people need different sizes of word to type with? it takes forever to switch between the sizes! sheesh"
personally i think we need more one way streets. period. where i live there are NONE! and plus they are SO MuCh EASIER TO CROSS!
imagine all the people, living, that could cross
in the town i go to school in, there are 2 one way streets (know what i hate? when people use "TWO" instead of "2". because like if i was to say that sentence over again: in the town i go to school in, there are two one way streets. this has GOT to confuse SOMEBODY! i mean whatever!) and they are on either side of the library }(which happens to be the PROUD hangout for all the dirty gang-ie kids that live in simcoe!
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SARAH CATTEL!@ i wrote this song for you:
Icky thump
Who'da thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico
Ahh well, what a chump
Well my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Red-head señorita
Lookin' dead
Came to said,
"Need a bed" en español
I said
"Gimme a drink a water,
I'm gonna 'sing around the collar'
And I don't need a microphone."
Icky thump,
With a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking
I was ready to go!
And I swear
Besides the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Looking up,
Lying there
On the stand
Near her hand
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice and something strange
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
White Americans, what?
Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.
Who's using who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself
...well that was more for graydon, but it is a FLIPPING GOOD SONG! wah wah
scissors should not be like more than the size of three of your fingers... any longer than that is just NONSENSE!
personally i think we need more one way streets. period. where i live there are NONE! and plus they are SO MuCh EASIER TO CROSS!
imagine all the people, living, that could cross
in the town i go to school in, there are 2 one way streets (know what i hate? when people use "TWO" instead of "2". because like if i was to say that sentence over again: in the town i go to school in, there are two one way streets. this has GOT to confuse SOMEBODY! i mean whatever!) and they are on either side of the library }(which happens to be the PROUD hangout for all the dirty gang-ie kids that live in simcoe!
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SARAH CATTEL!@ i wrote this song for you:
Icky thump
Who'da thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico
Ahh well, what a chump
Well my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Red-head señorita
Lookin' dead
Came to said,
"Need a bed" en español
I said
"Gimme a drink a water,
I'm gonna 'sing around the collar'
And I don't need a microphone."
Icky thump,
With a lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking
I was ready to go!
And I swear
Besides the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Looking up,
Lying there
On the stand
Near her hand
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice and something strange
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
White Americans, what?
Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.
Who's using who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself
...well that was more for graydon, but it is a FLIPPING GOOD SONG! wah wah
scissors should not be like more than the size of three of your fingers... any longer than that is just NONSENSE!
Monday, September 1, 2008
when does the sun shine?
day 1, the trailer is humid.
the TV Ariel is not working properly, it only seems to work when i stand up.
i have been surviving off ketchup chips and chocolate milk.
i recently listened to a man on the telly BUTCHER "The Joker" oddly enough his name was Eric Miller... and i heard that he was tought guitar by the great Les Paul,,, sweet
i managed to live through a tent meeting at church WITHOUT a mosquito bite :)
i am sitting beside a bag of Bugles.. which i have not had in over five years.
and I'm pretty sure that every child in the world has eaten them off the tips of their fingers.
i came to a conclusion today, i have more zits now than i ever have ever!but i am also eating a lot of sweets though :S
how do you make "100% sunflower oil?" is it possible to have "95.9% sunflower oil" in a product?
the TV Ariel is not working properly, it only seems to work when i stand up.
i have been surviving off ketchup chips and chocolate milk.
i recently listened to a man on the telly BUTCHER "The Joker" oddly enough his name was Eric Miller... and i heard that he was tought guitar by the great Les Paul,,, sweet
i managed to live through a tent meeting at church WITHOUT a mosquito bite :)
i am sitting beside a bag of Bugles.. which i have not had in over five years.
and I'm pretty sure that every child in the world has eaten them off the tips of their fingers.
i came to a conclusion today, i have more zits now than i ever have ever!but i am also eating a lot of sweets though :S
how do you make "100% sunflower oil?" is it possible to have "95.9% sunflower oil" in a product?
finely picked carpentry
i really like dress pants!
i also really like cleaning my room, i don't know why, but cleaning helps me think about stuff... and not to mention i found a bunch of cool stuff:
bawls under my bed
a totally retro bouncy ball
and my retainer hahhaa
i cannot wait until school! there are so many people that i have not seen in like THE WHOLE SUMMER!
and plus i need to find a job :S
i don't want to go back to mcdonalds... but if i have to i would have to be forced to concidering re-applying
not that i didn't totally hate it there... i just don't really like working with food, and some jerks that work there :D
and plus i found out that i actually DO have an air vent in my room@! it was hiding behind a foot stool that i never moved
or should i say under
PESACE
i also really like cleaning my room, i don't know why, but cleaning helps me think about stuff... and not to mention i found a bunch of cool stuff:
bawls under my bed
a totally retro bouncy ball
and my retainer hahhaa
i cannot wait until school! there are so many people that i have not seen in like THE WHOLE SUMMER!
and plus i need to find a job :S
i don't want to go back to mcdonalds... but if i have to i would have to be forced to concidering re-applying
not that i didn't totally hate it there... i just don't really like working with food, and some jerks that work there :D
and plus i found out that i actually DO have an air vent in my room@! it was hiding behind a foot stool that i never moved
or should i say under
PESACE
Sunday, August 31, 2008
brilliant yet kind
i think all humans should be given a medal... made of tires... this would DIFFIDENTLY help with the whole, tire in the landfill, situation. or make the medals out of candy, or gum, or Teflon, TIN FOIL! nobody likes that nasty stuff! except my grandma...
we never seem to have tin foil... like yesterday i was looking for some... ofr the first time in about seven years... and WE HAD NONE! like what the heck people! or mom! i know we never NEED tin foil but it would be nice to have some laying around when i want to make PORK ROAST when i have FRIENDS OVER!
oh well
i have forgiven the government for those stupid commercials about how awesome Steven Harper is, and how much he loves kids and is a great looking individual. like he's ALREADY PRESIDENT! he doesn't need more commercials!
jeez
I'm tired enough of seeing commercials with women with bouncy hair smiling and saying how a shampoo the have never used before "helped make them a goddess with bouncy, silky, luscious, magnificent hair", without having it followed by a commercial about the leader of my country trying to sell himself to voters... that are not going to vote... because there is no election, because he is already commissioner!
but I like cheese... some kinds i like in chunks, others i like graded in a bowl, and sometimes i like to slice a piece... piece off with a knife... which helps further my career as a murderer :)
we never seem to have tin foil... like yesterday i was looking for some... ofr the first time in about seven years... and WE HAD NONE! like what the heck people! or mom! i know we never NEED tin foil but it would be nice to have some laying around when i want to make PORK ROAST when i have FRIENDS OVER!
oh well
i have forgiven the government for those stupid commercials about how awesome Steven Harper is, and how much he loves kids and is a great looking individual. like he's ALREADY PRESIDENT! he doesn't need more commercials!
jeez
I'm tired enough of seeing commercials with women with bouncy hair smiling and saying how a shampoo the have never used before "helped make them a goddess with bouncy, silky, luscious, magnificent hair", without having it followed by a commercial about the leader of my country trying to sell himself to voters... that are not going to vote... because there is no election, because he is already commissioner!
but I like cheese... some kinds i like in chunks, others i like graded in a bowl, and sometimes i like to slice a piece... piece off with a knife... which helps further my career as a murderer :)
basically a format of juice
i have decided to take up writing, and running, and homework, and washing my face.
so i am going to make a list, of sorts, on how this will or could possibly turn into a carreer... or help in one... or what i would have to do to make this my life.. thing
writer:
amazing finger muscles
concentration
good ideas, that will last a lifetime.. or whatever
endurance
sweet abilities that will make people want to read what you write... so like wizardrey skills
if i was typing on the computer... i would probably, gradually need glasses.
if i was writing on papre... i would need rub A5-35... for the writers cramps i am destined to get
and a publisist
if i wanted to be a runner:
killer body
washboards you could eat off of, or EVEN peel POTATOES ON! or not
endurance
strong legs
time to train
some easy butt jod that would allow me time, and flexability to train
a killer wife/GF that would motivate me to keep going... or maybe a LOFT WOO
nice runner shoes for thee ole' feet
stellar head bands (for the sweat)
radical wrist bands (for the sweat)
psychedelic spandex for my killer body to be shown off in... or to cut down on fuel emissions... or wind resistance
and a place to run... either a sidewalk/road, or a tred-mill
murderer:
gun/knife
can stand the sight of blood
a sweet email adress... like: kill_u_r_us@demonslayer.com... or .ca which ev
a cool trait... like a hocky mask, or i give flowers to all the family members of the person i killed
i would not do mass-murders, that would reek HAVICK on my bank account (due to overages on flowers i would have to purchase)
killer B-O-D (body duh)
a signature, so the FBI know it was me that killer the victim
a raunchy name... like: "who's death is it anyway"... or "the crime dime"... "sew me i'm white" "crime smells like me, and i'm Mr. LONGNAME!" (no... to long)....... maybe just chuck or lance
oo lance
LANCE! HUH!
detective, we found evidence that lance... (passer-byer "oo's and ahh's in fright) the vanpire's friend, killed this man and his children. and everyone in his family found cheep plastic petunias in there mailboxes this morning.
detective: this guy must be cheep to leave this kind of JOKE! (pops a childs baloon out of rage). we need to CATCH this guy before he delivers more... packages! i want Six Thousand men in EVERY dollar store in this COUNTR! to catch this perv when he goes to buy more petunias!... petunias... petunias (echos)
so you catch my flow...
if i wanted to be a banker:
honest
rich... or would that come AFTER i got the job?
casino owner... nevermind
sweet suites... i have no idea how to spell that word, i don't want to say suits, as in the place you rent from like a hotel or what-have-you i mean like the kind you wear... even though you would probably want a pretty sweet pad to lay you head... like a bachelors pad... or a loft on the thirty seventh floor of the ROXBURY!
iunno*
house keeper:
computer skills
army skills
knife skills
bowstaff skills
tiger taming skills
cake slicing skills
fire breathing skills
nunchuck skills
pierse brosnan skills
tomahawk skills
heroin pumping skills or defaults
making out skills
manacure skills
shaving skills
window washing skills
bread eating skills
living skills
car washing skills
skills
throwing skills
catching skills
killing skills
playing hide and seek skills
dancing skills
forgeting skills
petting dogs skills
BBQing skills
party attending skills
venting skills
cleaning air-ducts skills
krumping skills
button pushing skills (no pun intended*( actually yes, yes there is))
betch saying skills
obviously speaking skills
stalling skills
eatng skills
throwing up skills
swallowing small things later to be thrown up in secret skills
burping babies skills
hanging christmas lights skills
baking brownies skills
selling drugs to children skills
hanging out skills
being "just friends" skills
not making awkward situations more awkward by not saying anything or making eye contact skills
repeatedly throwing a ball against the wall and catching it skills
escaping from prison skills
extreme smelling skills
non-swelling skills
eyebrow trimming skills
typing on the computer skills
repairing a blown fuse skills
basically just the essensial skills that are nesseccary to succeed in life in general
pastrey chef:
oven
dough
factory worker:
lots of time
patience
missionary:
a heart
killer:
...did this one
so i am going to make a list, of sorts, on how this will or could possibly turn into a carreer... or help in one... or what i would have to do to make this my life.. thing
writer:
amazing finger muscles
concentration
good ideas, that will last a lifetime.. or whatever
endurance
sweet abilities that will make people want to read what you write... so like wizardrey skills
if i was typing on the computer... i would probably, gradually need glasses.
if i was writing on papre... i would need rub A5-35... for the writers cramps i am destined to get
and a publisist
if i wanted to be a runner:
killer body
washboards you could eat off of, or EVEN peel POTATOES ON! or not
endurance
strong legs
time to train
some easy butt jod that would allow me time, and flexability to train
a killer wife/GF that would motivate me to keep going... or maybe a LOFT WOO
nice runner shoes for thee ole' feet
stellar head bands (for the sweat)
radical wrist bands (for the sweat)
psychedelic spandex for my killer body to be shown off in... or to cut down on fuel emissions... or wind resistance
and a place to run... either a sidewalk/road, or a tred-mill
murderer:
gun/knife
can stand the sight of blood
a sweet email adress... like: kill_u_r_us@demonslayer.com... or .ca which ev
a cool trait... like a hocky mask, or i give flowers to all the family members of the person i killed
i would not do mass-murders, that would reek HAVICK on my bank account (due to overages on flowers i would have to purchase)
killer B-O-D (body duh)
a signature, so the FBI know it was me that killer the victim
a raunchy name... like: "who's death is it anyway"... or "the crime dime"... "sew me i'm white" "crime smells like me, and i'm Mr. LONGNAME!" (no... to long)....... maybe just chuck or lance
oo lance
LANCE! HUH!
detective, we found evidence that lance... (passer-byer "oo's and ahh's in fright) the vanpire's friend, killed this man and his children. and everyone in his family found cheep plastic petunias in there mailboxes this morning.
detective: this guy must be cheep to leave this kind of JOKE! (pops a childs baloon out of rage). we need to CATCH this guy before he delivers more... packages! i want Six Thousand men in EVERY dollar store in this COUNTR! to catch this perv when he goes to buy more petunias!... petunias... petunias (echos)
so you catch my flow...
if i wanted to be a banker:
honest
rich... or would that come AFTER i got the job?
casino owner... nevermind
sweet suites... i have no idea how to spell that word, i don't want to say suits, as in the place you rent from like a hotel or what-have-you i mean like the kind you wear... even though you would probably want a pretty sweet pad to lay you head... like a bachelors pad... or a loft on the thirty seventh floor of the ROXBURY!
iunno*
house keeper:
computer skills
army skills
knife skills
bowstaff skills
tiger taming skills
cake slicing skills
fire breathing skills
nunchuck skills
pierse brosnan skills
tomahawk skills
heroin pumping skills or defaults
making out skills
manacure skills
shaving skills
window washing skills
bread eating skills
living skills
car washing skills
skills
throwing skills
catching skills
killing skills
playing hide and seek skills
dancing skills
forgeting skills
petting dogs skills
BBQing skills
party attending skills
venting skills
cleaning air-ducts skills
krumping skills
button pushing skills (no pun intended*( actually yes, yes there is))
betch saying skills
obviously speaking skills
stalling skills
eatng skills
throwing up skills
swallowing small things later to be thrown up in secret skills
burping babies skills
hanging christmas lights skills
baking brownies skills
selling drugs to children skills
hanging out skills
being "just friends" skills
not making awkward situations more awkward by not saying anything or making eye contact skills
repeatedly throwing a ball against the wall and catching it skills
escaping from prison skills
extreme smelling skills
non-swelling skills
eyebrow trimming skills
typing on the computer skills
repairing a blown fuse skills
basically just the essensial skills that are nesseccary to succeed in life in general
pastrey chef:
oven
dough
factory worker:
lots of time
patience
missionary:
a heart
killer:
...did this one
deep into the fog
is Oh a number?
i like seinfeld.
ever pondered how long you could last with just the food accumulated in your home? like if you completely stopped buying any food, how long do you think it would take to completely eat it all?!@
i, for one, have a lot of food in my house, like tons, and my mother just recently told me she needs to stop buying food, thus arousing this discussion on my blog-tothe-spot-tothe-blog-thing.
i totally hate it when the buttons on your keyboard stick! like the right arrow key on mine. when i push it, it's like. i don't really think i pushed it because it doesn't make the right sound, and it doesn't spring back... like i LIKE my keyboard key to DO! but it still directs my curser... minus the click and the spring. so i am happy either way.
ever had a shirt that is like heart BUSTING to throw out?!
i have/did/do. my COW^ shirt... it's to small, and i do NOT want to throw it out! but i did... and to keep the memory alive, i cut out the picture of the cow. and i am going to put it on my dresser until the day when i get enough energy/stamina/health/homes/jobs/hitlists/banks/cities/hospitals/godfathers/fights.../stockpiles/mobsters/BOSSES! to DO the TASK!
HAH@@114586> betch
betch is the best word invented by anyone.
it can be a noun, a verb, adverb, pronoun, predicate adjective (which is code name for a verb;)
BLAST WITH THE right arrow KEY aGaiN
whatev
how big does a zit get if you DO NOT touch it??
does it just keep growing?
do you have to continue to spaz out on the sugar cravings?
do you not have to tooooouuuuch it?
how do you peopel sleep on your back?!
i am proud to say i never have, heaven knows i have tried!
im
possible
or KIMpossible
is it... kimplossable?
or just unidentified-idly gay
wow usually about half way through writing these things i get bored! but i was actually bored when i STARTED! astonishing my spell word thing is not wording, see watch
criblinguisticbetch
GIVE ME A FREEEEE K IT KAT BETCH!
love it
BOOOOO-tothe-RRREEEDOME!
*DOme, not dom!*
there should be a show for words that make no sense, but totally have like a hidden message!
see if you can find the hidden message in this one!:
beet
SEE
you could beat the beet
or use beets to beat bears!
or Bury a Bear in a Beet Field, while eating Blue Little POWERTHIRST Models!
SHOCOLATE!
RAWBERRY!
GUN!
WOMEN!
GODBERRY!
FIZZBITCH!
is your name lynn?! (L-Y-N-N)
then stay the F-WORD home!
betch (ufinism)
or so u are told
who was the first one to say: u, r, txt, lol, lmao, rotfl, dooa (dying of old age(me)), or "haha"
pff twas moi
i have a brain ache spoh goodtehnighteh
i like seinfeld.
ever pondered how long you could last with just the food accumulated in your home? like if you completely stopped buying any food, how long do you think it would take to completely eat it all?!@
i, for one, have a lot of food in my house, like tons, and my mother just recently told me she needs to stop buying food, thus arousing this discussion on my blog-tothe-spot-tothe-blog-thing.
i totally hate it when the buttons on your keyboard stick! like the right arrow key on mine. when i push it, it's like. i don't really think i pushed it because it doesn't make the right sound, and it doesn't spring back... like i LIKE my keyboard key to DO! but it still directs my curser... minus the click and the spring. so i am happy either way.
ever had a shirt that is like heart BUSTING to throw out?!
i have/did/do. my COW^ shirt... it's to small, and i do NOT want to throw it out! but i did... and to keep the memory alive, i cut out the picture of the cow. and i am going to put it on my dresser until the day when i get enough energy/stamina/health/homes/jobs/hitlists/banks/cities/hospitals/godfathers/fights.../stockpiles/mobsters/BOSSES! to DO the TASK!
HAH@@114586> betch
betch is the best word invented by anyone.
it can be a noun, a verb, adverb, pronoun, predicate adjective (which is code name for a verb;)
BLAST WITH THE right arrow KEY aGaiN
whatev
how big does a zit get if you DO NOT touch it??
does it just keep growing?
do you have to continue to spaz out on the sugar cravings?
do you not have to tooooouuuuch it?
how do you peopel sleep on your back?!
i am proud to say i never have, heaven knows i have tried!
im
possible
or KIMpossible
is it... kimplossable?
or just unidentified-idly gay
wow usually about half way through writing these things i get bored! but i was actually bored when i STARTED! astonishing my spell word thing is not wording, see watch
criblinguistic
GIVE ME A FREEEEE K IT KAT BETCH!
love it
BOOOOO-tothe-RRREEEDOME!
*DOme, not dom!*
there should be a show for words that make no sense, but totally have like a hidden message!
see if you can find the hidden message in this one!:
beet
SEE
you could beat the beet
or use beets to beat bears!
or Bury a Bear in a Beet Field, while eating Blue Little POWERTHIRST Models!
SHOCOLATE!
RAWBERRY!
GUN!
WOMEN!
GODBERRY!
FIZZBITCH!
is your name lynn?! (L-Y-N-N)
then stay the F-WORD home!
betch (ufinism)
or so u are told
who was the first one to say: u, r, txt, lol, lmao, rotfl, dooa (dying of old age(me)), or "haha"
pff twas moi
i have a brain ache spoh goodtehnighteh
Sunday, August 24, 2008
ok so what
.. i was currently at my grandpa's place (nursing home) and i was watching the closing ceremonies for the olympics with him
meanwhile my dog was up on his bed trying to steal his food
and a thought came to my little head.. "wow, the chinese
REALLY try hard to impress people!
they had like thousands of extra people come into the stadium to fill up space! and make china look..... good? iunno* but WO the performancwes were WACK! SO COOL the things they used i had like never ever seen before!
bungi stilts
a bicycle with one wheel that went around the person's head
one thing i did not get about it was the fact that they had two little kids RIGHT in the middle of the dancers.... just.... playing drums :S
oooooddddddddddddd
i also came to the conclusion (again) that i want to run
so every morning during school i am going to be getting up at 6 AM to go jogging, then catch the bus at quarter to eight
i also don't like medium-long hair, it gets in your eyes, and just looks BAD!
im gettign a hair cut soon so i can spike it up :)
not in the gay way.. in the stylish way!
*i never say that word!
meanwhile my dog was up on his bed trying to steal his food
and a thought came to my little head.. "wow, the chinese
REALLY try hard to impress people!
they had like thousands of extra people come into the stadium to fill up space! and make china look..... good? iunno* but WO the performancwes were WACK! SO COOL the things they used i had like never ever seen before!
bungi stilts
a bicycle with one wheel that went around the person's head
one thing i did not get about it was the fact that they had two little kids RIGHT in the middle of the dancers.... just.... playing drums :S
oooooddddddddddddd
i also came to the conclusion (again) that i want to run
so every morning during school i am going to be getting up at 6 AM to go jogging, then catch the bus at quarter to eight
i also don't like medium-long hair, it gets in your eyes, and just looks BAD!
im gettign a hair cut soon so i can spike it up :)
not in the gay way.. in the stylish way!
*i never say that word!
bouyancy oh well
today's WROCK!
ethan and myself were at the library when i last met you.. and since then we spent a bunch of time att teh trick man's house, then he ditched us oppositely, and we went and seed step brothers
which i have to say is one of my new favorite movies :)
then we got confused and went to the duttons house and hung out with a trillion poeple, who odly enough.. i know all of :D
then we lit off somefire works that that guy gave me, in the middle of the park vat lynndale school
then we watched the olympics, saw a whore named kelsey and got a ride home from my brother bye
i think water should be like, super concentrated into pill form, so that we dont have to drink so much
but then stupid teenagers would abuse therse water pills to try aqnd get high,. but end up over-hydrating themselves... so nvm
ethan and myself were at the library when i last met you.. and since then we spent a bunch of time att teh trick man's house, then he ditched us oppositely, and we went and seed step brothers
which i have to say is one of my new favorite movies :)
then we got confused and went to the duttons house and hung out with a trillion poeple, who odly enough.. i know all of :D
then we lit off somefire works that that guy gave me, in the middle of the park vat lynndale school
then we watched the olympics, saw a whore named kelsey and got a ride home from my brother bye
i think water should be like, super concentrated into pill form, so that we dont have to drink so much
but then stupid teenagers would abuse therse water pills to try aqnd get high,. but end up over-hydrating themselves... so nvm
Saturday, August 23, 2008
cream corn tastes better than pop corn, and other things..
so today i am at the library with my good friend ethan roonay!
we just ran into my friends ryan and lindsey,,, who happened to have fire works... and gave them to me...
we are also waiting for my main man from.. to get home from his DATE with his GIRLFRIEND!
so we can hang out till we go and see STEP BROTHERS!!!! WOOT
i am SO pumped
though.. i do not know how i am to be getting home..
...
ethan is going home tomorrow :( which sucks a whole lot :(
he has been here like exactly a whole entire week+
EWE chris bezzo
I GOT MY PHONE WORKING! i took it into the place and he activated it for FREE /YES
and yeah this is the moment
you have one day..
one day for what?
they always give an ultimatum
HA
we just ran into my friends ryan and lindsey,,, who happened to have fire works... and gave them to me...
we are also waiting for my main man from.. to get home from his DATE with his GIRLFRIEND!
so we can hang out till we go and see STEP BROTHERS!!!! WOOT
i am SO pumped
though.. i do not know how i am to be getting home..
...
ethan is going home tomorrow :( which sucks a whole lot :(
he has been here like exactly a whole entire week+
EWE chris bezzo
I GOT MY PHONE WORKING! i took it into the place and he activated it for FREE /YES
and yeah this is the moment
you have one day..
one day for what?
they always give an ultimatum
HA
Friday, August 22, 2008
Manage To Create
Yeah, I have been quite busy lately.
I spent like several dollars on clothes, and 3 The Who CDS!
I bought:
-Face Dance
-Tommy
-Live At Leeds
YEAH BABY
Ethan is still here HA he's staying till like... Sunday.
Tomorrow we're going to the movies with a bunch of people, hopefully. I have no idea how many people can come.
PLUS my phone broke :(
I am hoping to get it fixed like tomorrow...
SCHHOoL
^bam
I spent like several dollars on clothes, and 3 The Who CDS!
I bought:
-Face Dance
-Tommy
-Live At Leeds
YEAH BABY
Ethan is still here HA he's staying till like... Sunday.
Tomorrow we're going to the movies with a bunch of people, hopefully. I have no idea how many people can come.
PLUS my phone broke :(
I am hoping to get it fixed like tomorrow...
SCHHOoL
^bam
Friday, August 15, 2008
: O
Okay wow...
I just cleaned my whole room and rigged the whole thing with my freeking huge speakers !
I also bought a new amp yesterday, 65 watts, it. is. freaking. amazing!.
That amp could make a complete retard sound good AHAHA
but yeah, I came to a conclusion today...
Lynyrd Skynyrd is an AWESOME baND!
I was listening to there greatest hits cd (which I have owned for about 2 years) ... (and havent listened to yet haha)...
wow, talent!
Plus, like WOW! AC/DC's album Highway To Hell is there ALMOST ONLY good ONE! besides Powerage and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep,... plus a couple songs....
So yeah like 17 more days till sCHOOL!!!! WOOOO
I'm so pumped! You have no idea!
I love making fun of all the little kids that start in grade 9 lol
It's so amusing,
and plus I know most of the teachers so I can get away with a lot more
Anyways I need to go enjoy my amp/AC DC so TTYL no one
I just cleaned my whole room and rigged the whole thing with my freeking huge speakers !
I also bought a new amp yesterday, 65 watts, it. is. freaking. amazing!.
That amp could make a complete retard sound good AHAHA
but yeah, I came to a conclusion today...
Lynyrd Skynyrd is an AWESOME baND!
I was listening to there greatest hits cd (which I have owned for about 2 years) ... (and havent listened to yet haha)...
wow, talent!
Plus, like WOW! AC/DC's album Highway To Hell is there ALMOST ONLY good ONE! besides Powerage and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep,... plus a couple songs....
So yeah like 17 more days till sCHOOL!!!! WOOOO
I'm so pumped! You have no idea!
I love making fun of all the little kids that start in grade 9 lol
It's so amusing,
and plus I know most of the teachers so I can get away with a lot more
Anyways I need to go enjoy my amp/AC DC so TTYL no one
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
This Was Work
While I was at some camp i wrote some scriptures, here they are for you to read:
What is with little kids?! why do they have to be so immature?!
I mean, I was that young/immature at one point but WHAT THE HECK!
I'm at this camp thing and there are 2 different dorms, one fopr the guys, and one for the girls.
These little kids that are in my dorm, (the boys dorm) decided it would be funny or cool or something to put tree sap on the door handle of the girl's dorm! In turn the girls decided it would be QUITE fun to put hair gel on our door handle.
There isn't like a bunch of kids doing it, just one retarted kid who really likes female attention. All the power to him.
I am currently laying on a brown leather couch in MR. Ethan Rooney's house. I'm sleeping over and we have stayed up Quite late watching youtube and such. Also hanging out with Liizzzyyyyy and a dog named Major. This dog is PHAT! like wooooohh. Anyways, it's cool, so ALL GOOD!
I do actually want to go home though. I miss my bed, and my computer, and my life.
It's TOTALLY fine that I am here though because me and Ethan rented "strange wilderness", then watched picnicface, thelonelyisland, barat and bretta (or something) and WKUK!! YEAH!~
So yes, I'm a-gun-a steeped tea, smiley
What is with little kids?! why do they have to be so immature?!
I mean, I was that young/immature at one point but WHAT THE HECK!
I'm at this camp thing and there are 2 different dorms, one fopr the guys, and one for the girls.
These little kids that are in my dorm, (the boys dorm) decided it would be funny or cool or something to put tree sap on the door handle of the girl's dorm! In turn the girls decided it would be QUITE fun to put hair gel on our door handle.
There isn't like a bunch of kids doing it, just one retarted kid who really likes female attention. All the power to him.
I am currently laying on a brown leather couch in MR. Ethan Rooney's house. I'm sleeping over and we have stayed up Quite late watching youtube and such. Also hanging out with Liizzzyyyyy and a dog named Major. This dog is PHAT! like wooooohh. Anyways, it's cool, so ALL GOOD!
I do actually want to go home though. I miss my bed, and my computer, and my life.
It's TOTALLY fine that I am here though because me and Ethan rented "strange wilderness", then watched picnicface, thelonelyisland, barat and bretta (or something) and WKUK!! YEAH!~
So yes, I'm a-gun-a steeped tea, smiley
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Deeds
I watched Mr Deeds last night on tv.
Except with a little twist; it's not the one with Adam Sandler.
It's the one from the 50's.
And I have to say; movies that copy older movies will NEVER be better.
The 50's version was like 100 times better than the new one.
Adam Sandler is not funny. plain and simple. He is disgusting. Not funny in any way!
Ok, I admit, Waterboy was an alright film, but other than that he just plays retarded characters which makes me hate him more.
Except with a little twist; it's not the one with Adam Sandler.
It's the one from the 50's.
And I have to say; movies that copy older movies will NEVER be better.
The 50's version was like 100 times better than the new one.
Adam Sandler is not funny. plain and simple. He is disgusting. Not funny in any way!
Ok, I admit, Waterboy was an alright film, but other than that he just plays retarded characters which makes me hate him more.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Lets Off Some B-NERDS-irds
SO I have had an EXTREMELY eventful past few days!
Yesterday was like totally woah, Graydon and I decided to walk to the bank, but not without an exciting TWIST!
it began to storm,
like super hard!
So, we darted from tree to tree, store to store, and we finally made it (somehow) to BMO.
After depositing my many cheques, we walked across the street and I purchased an LG Shine!!!!
it is the coolest phone I have ever seen !
And then we had subway.
Today was my last day of work FINALLY!
I cannot wait until I get paid on Wednesday: SHOPPING!!!!!
I'ma get a stereo! and clothes, and a hair cut.
To celebrate the end of this work time, Soppitracus (Mike Soppit) are going to go see Step Brothers at the movie theatres!
And whoever wants to come can, on Tuesday.
This really creepy girl keeps texting me, and yelling at me. If I don't respond, she will send it like 3 times! Yikes, I think I'm just going to stop texting her, we shall see what happens.
I have to add that The Office is thee greatest show on the face of the planet!
I can not stop watching the last episode of the third season! Where Jim asks out Pam!
I'm going to buy season 4 AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT ON DVD!! in September... (and it comes back on tv, in season 5, in October!!!! WOO)
Bye my sweat readers.
Yesterday was like totally woah, Graydon and I decided to walk to the bank, but not without an exciting TWIST!
it began to storm,
like super hard!
So, we darted from tree to tree, store to store, and we finally made it (somehow) to BMO.
After depositing my many cheques, we walked across the street and I purchased an LG Shine!!!!
it is the coolest phone I have ever seen !
And then we had subway.
Today was my last day of work FINALLY!
I cannot wait until I get paid on Wednesday: SHOPPING!!!!!
I'ma get a stereo! and clothes, and a hair cut.
To celebrate the end of this work time, Soppitracus (Mike Soppit) are going to go see Step Brothers at the movie theatres!
And whoever wants to come can, on Tuesday.
This really creepy girl keeps texting me, and yelling at me. If I don't respond, she will send it like 3 times! Yikes, I think I'm just going to stop texting her, we shall see what happens.
I have to add that The Office is thee greatest show on the face of the planet!
I can not stop watching the last episode of the third season! Where Jim asks out Pam!
I'm going to buy season 4 AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT ON DVD!! in September... (and it comes back on tv, in season 5, in October!!!! WOO)
Bye my sweat readers.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Stapler Song
So yes, my Grandpa is now in the hospital with 7 broken ribs. He fell down some stairs, then fell out of the hospital bed. At the hospital, then he had a stroke, and has a blood clot in his brain.
My Grandma is also in the hospital, but is doing better after a pretty serious fright.
My Great Aunt is in the hospital as well, though she is 92. She can't remember anyone and does not know how to eat.
On the other hand me and my berry lemonade Jones Soda will be right back.
So yes, I found out today I might be done work IN TWO DAYS!!!!! HOPEFULLY!
my dad says he is starting to pick the last block of cherries so we should be done very soon.
Apparently there was like a really bad car accident or something and my dad said that a E.M. helicopter landed in the middle of the road to get the car accident people out. I forget the details, whatever.
I need to go shopping really bad I officially have one pair of jeans left that have NOT been destroyed so. I need CLOTHES!
I'm going to get my G1 sometime this week, I hope.
Here is a little lick I wrote just for this post, call it a Captain's Log if you will:
Thrusting time leeches in an orderly fashion, i banter over to the surgery table and toy with the thought of not tasting the tasty taste of not being able to taste. I flail my arms around and punt anything that looks ledgable. Thirty nine and a half mini doctors came to the aid of my live band, but could not rock the teleband to the point of dissection. The rubber stoppers on the floor near the door were torn from their place and placed on a tray full of diamonds and dove wings. At the moment of cream puff's weakness, there weren't enough eggs to save the bleach stain from it's self destruction. All the beanie stools found their way down the narrow alley to the sandwich factory. At the end of the increasingly long bone structure, the marital councelor started throwing knives at an ant on the movie screen.
\Well i must go wash
My Grandma is also in the hospital, but is doing better after a pretty serious fright.
My Great Aunt is in the hospital as well, though she is 92. She can't remember anyone and does not know how to eat.
On the other hand me and my berry lemonade Jones Soda will be right back.
So yes, I found out today I might be done work IN TWO DAYS!!!!! HOPEFULLY!
my dad says he is starting to pick the last block of cherries so we should be done very soon.
Apparently there was like a really bad car accident or something and my dad said that a E.M. helicopter landed in the middle of the road to get the car accident people out. I forget the details, whatever.
I need to go shopping really bad I officially have one pair of jeans left that have NOT been destroyed so. I need CLOTHES!
I'm going to get my G1 sometime this week, I hope.
Here is a little lick I wrote just for this post, call it a Captain's Log if you will:
Thrusting time leeches in an orderly fashion, i banter over to the surgery table and toy with the thought of not tasting the tasty taste of not being able to taste. I flail my arms around and punt anything that looks ledgable. Thirty nine and a half mini doctors came to the aid of my live band, but could not rock the teleband to the point of dissection. The rubber stoppers on the floor near the door were torn from their place and placed on a tray full of diamonds and dove wings. At the moment of cream puff's weakness, there weren't enough eggs to save the bleach stain from it's self destruction. All the beanie stools found their way down the narrow alley to the sandwich factory. At the end of the increasingly long bone structure, the marital councelor started throwing knives at an ant on the movie screen.
\Well i must go wash
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Dreaming For Tonight
So yeah hey..
I have lots on my mind, which will slowly (or not) be poored into this site :)
I've been working like, woah, lots, and I haven't been able to go to places, or watch certain things on tv because I was to tired! but soon (in a week) my job will be done and I will be able to do stuff I want!
Also, that youth retreat at the camp is coming up! YES! im so pumped! i bet it's going to be AWeSoMe!!
As for facebook, it is, for the most part, VERY addicting! just like chocolate milk! but i find the only thing i do on facebook is MOB WARS! i do not know why, do not ask me! but meh, what can you do.
I'm OOBER excited for school! grade 12! it's probably going to be SO Much FuN! I hope!
And yeah, more from me... next ime in on :) which i hope will be tomorrow night.
L8r Biscuitheads
I have lots on my mind, which will slowly (or not) be poored into this site :)
I've been working like, woah, lots, and I haven't been able to go to places, or watch certain things on tv because I was to tired! but soon (in a week) my job will be done and I will be able to do stuff I want!
Also, that youth retreat at the camp is coming up! YES! im so pumped! i bet it's going to be AWeSoMe!!
As for facebook, it is, for the most part, VERY addicting! just like chocolate milk! but i find the only thing i do on facebook is MOB WARS! i do not know why, do not ask me! but meh, what can you do.
I'm OOBER excited for school! grade 12! it's probably going to be SO Much FuN! I hope!
And yeah, more from me... next ime in on :) which i hope will be tomorrow night.
L8r Biscuitheads
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